. . . and there goes my super power . . .
Among the kinds of things I'm kind-of-obnoxiously proud of, it's my ability to read and write. I can read a passage from a book (or a doctor's handout or a memo) faster than almost anyone in the same room with me; moreover, I'm kind of smug about that. (Blood donation centers: you want me to read that 3-page handout before I fill out the 2-page form? Done with the handout, and done with the form and all its long-winded questions! So there!) When it comes to writing, I confidently wield those rules that plague lesser mortals: its-vs-it's, lie-vs-lay, less-vs-fewer, modifiers that are never ever (no, never) misplaced. This ability has been, at times, a mild form of super power for me. I've had a number of journals accept my submissions quickly and with minimal fuss; that's a rare and precious thing for a scholar, really. For example, here's the letter I got last December from an editor: The referee enjoyed your paper very much, as did I when...